Just a bit outside
This ought to get him over the Mendoza Line, which should really be named the Dunn Line, or the Reynolds Line, or if the glasses don’t work, ultimately and forever more as the B.J. Upton Line. 
Because his under .200 BA is a complete reflection of the kind of non-hitter he’s become. Move, Mario Mendoza. There could be a new bitch in town. 

This ought to get him over the Mendoza Line, which should really be named the Dunn Line, or the Reynolds Line, or if the glasses don’t work, ultimately and forever more as the B.J. Upton Line.¬†

Because his under .200 BA is a complete reflection of the kind of non-hitter he’s become. Move, Mario Mendoza. There could be a new bitch in town.¬†

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