Just a bit outside
When real sports mirrors pro wrestling
Yasiel Puig is the Cuban Bull Dozer. Nod to the late Umaga, the Samoan Bull Dozer. They both open bottle top beer bottles with their teeth. They only know one word: charge. And they destroy. 
Dan Uggla’s muscle may have been able to stop it. All defensive specialist Elliot Johnson’s got is an ex Rays certificate combined with a solid bracing. 

When real sports mirrors pro wrestling

Yasiel Puig is the Cuban Bull Dozer. Nod to the late Umaga, the Samoan Bull Dozer. They both open bottle top beer bottles with their teeth. They only know one word: charge. And they destroy. 

Dan Uggla’s muscle may have been able to stop it. All defensive specialist Elliot Johnson’s got is an ex Rays certificate combined with a solid bracing.¬†

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