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Ozzie Guillen’s explanation for A-Rod’s demise doesn’t make sense. I’m choosing to believe it anyway. He tweeted:

its all madonnas fault. every athlete she has been with has gone bad. see canseco, rodman and now rodriguez lol lol lol

If you believe in magic and Youth-sucking succubi, this explains everything. I don’t, but I’m choosing to believe it anyway.
 

Ozzie Guillen’s explanation for A-Rod’s demise doesn’t make sense. I’m choosing to believe it anyway. He tweeted:

its all madonnas fault. every athlete she has been with has gone bad. see canseco, rodman and now rodriguez lol lol lol

If you believe in magic and Youth-sucking succubi, this explains everything. I don’t, but I’m choosing to believe it anyway.

 

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