February 2012
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Dial 1-800-SUCK-MY-NUTS, he's playing tomorrow, or...
Like Kobe will miss a game.
The way I see it.
alreadyh0me:
Wade meant to foul him.
I doubt the concussion and broken nose were intentional.
That’d just be low.
Yeah. I think the hard foul was a message, as well as getting the crowd’s attention back from a glorified pick-up game, albeit a very entertaining one featuring the world’s greatest athletes.
But that shit was starting to get old. Moments after someone brought that...
mrsbryant:
Um The foul was obviously intentional But the question is whether wade intended to hurt him that badly or not
Wade was sending a message, LeBron was supposed to finish Kobe off with a dagger to win the game …
But Kobe had the last laugh … The Black Mamba drew LeBrick, instead of The Big O v4.0.
Concussion aside.
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The Bobby Knight Hustle Dance Move
In two steps, three if you add picking up the chair again.
But wait, this is why dancing is better with partners.
This Angry White Man Sex Move only works on Jaylib’s “The Red.”
Try it.
The 15 Most Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals →
dabid replied to your post: If you haven’t seen Stevie Wonder’s house, it’s OK
One time, this lady accused him of rape, but he said he’d never seen that woman before in his life.
Dude inappropriate! LOL
But this needs to get read anyway
Why does Stevie Wonder's head sway from left to...
He’s trying to find the mic.
leggomyengo replied to your post: If you haven’t seen Stevie Wonder’s house, it’s OK
Oh my God. Why don’t I ever see you on my dash anymore?
Been busy man. Haven’t been on here much except at nights to make stupid jokes! How you been?!
If you haven't seen Stevie Wonder's house, it's OK
He hasn’t seen it either.
Watchelomeli714:
hahaha!
nosebleedhooligans:
kind of inappropriate, which is why I’ll reblog it
I still don’t miss Whitney, only because I never met her.
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“I’m a pretty dang good fisherman, so I might pursue professional...”
– Now ex-Twins reliever Joel Zumaya, the former Tigers lefty phenom who once threw 100-mph heat.
Hell, he can be a professional Guitar Hero clacker too.
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HA! How now Lackey? →
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The Secret's Almost Out -- And the Washington...
By today, even by the time this queu gets posted, Washington Nationals third baseman Ryan Zimmerman would have signed an extension that will keep him in the Capitol through his peak years.
Or not.
But Zimmerman had already set a deadline for today, although both sides appear to be very close.
It goes without saying that Zimmerman is a better option to plunk a multi-million year contract...
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Good Morning HAMEEDICAAAA
Watch Haddaddi learning the rebound.
Sponsored by Ayatollah Diet Cola.
Ooohh Yeaaahh.
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Pretty easy to win the Gold when there's only...
And one of those teams is suffering from hunger, malaise, and the death of its God and Dear Leader, Mr. Ronry himself, Kim Jong Suck a DICK.
Hamedica, fuck yeah!
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Here's the Hamedsome Fellow
Iran’s own Hamed Haddaddi.
Iron Sheik’s a proud papa.
Hamed’s seen here humbling Shane Battier. Wrong dude to humble, man. But it’s OK, last year Hamed was still trying to figure out differentiating his teammates. Iran’s Regulation Basketball Rules Prescribed by the Ayatollah and his deputies says it’s Beards vs. Skins.
: blacktimtebow: we need a middle eastern... →
blacktimtebow:
we need a middle eastern basketball player to come up, i’ve been playing with all these people and the white people are steve nash or dirk nowitzki, and the mixed guys are blake griffin, and the bony niggas are kevin durant, and the fat kids are andray blatche, and now all…
What about Hamid Haddaddi of the Memphis Grizzlies (dunno if I spelled his name right, but I done...
tumblr wont be the same without rob
alreadyh0me:
nosebleedhooligans:
Word.
Right to Censor’s crumbling.
Shaun, now Rob.
Wait huh
Dunno bra, just read this on my dash.
*sings “Baby Come Back”
tumblr wont be the same without rob
Word.
Right to Censor’s crumbling.
Shaun, now Rob.
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Let's make love and listen to Death From Above
2brilliant2function asked: I didn't know how to feel about Bobby V in Bean Town at first, but I actually think he might be the right guy for the job...
2brilliant2function asked: I think that THIS is the year for #28 brother! I REALLY do! AJ's gone, e have the deepest starting rotation we've had in several years, the best bullpen and baseball, and everything appears to be lining up just fine for us. Yous Sox will be good too, man. No way they do hat they did LAST year, THIS year.
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Shit turd
2brilliant2function asked: Not too bad. Tonight is the 1st night I have been on in 3 nights. Been orking my ass off, and just haven't felt like doing anything but drinking beer and goin to sleep. Ready for baseball, man?
2brilliant2function asked: What's up dude? It's been awhile....
Yeah I think I'll wear my paisley robe this...
daequancookiscooking:
I feel bad cause clearly that was daequan on anon
DAEQUAN BABY YOU’RE SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT OKAY I STILL LOVE YOU TOO
These are the kind of people I follow.
Watchoo got in Costa Rica, fucking Ayahuasca?!
Fucking Indians.
But it could happen.
Shudder.
#fuckyougladddyyyy
shutupmexican replied to your post: I’m worried about Indians and bears
indians are winning the pennant this year LETS GO TRIBE
You’re on drugs. But it could happen.
I'm worried about Indians and bears
*Shudders
#fookyuuualllowws (trans: /not tranny yuu dirly motherfucker!!!/ “arrows”).
dabid replied to your post: Have a quandary? Ask Dr. Nosebleeds.
I can’t think of anything good to ask. Which sounds like the kind of questions Simpleton Basketball gets. Lol
Raammmeeee #fokyuuuuDABIIDDDD!!!
Anonymous asked: How do you catch a crocodile?
fadeastride asked: Wait, Jin? Like Daniel Dae Kim? He should probably be on my list too, I forgot about him...
Mukai, the fuck! That's not even a real Japanese...
#FOKYUHORRYWOODD!!
i.e. "I bathed you motherfucker, and now you're...
#imhirokoandimawoman
#fokuwharesnadjaccckkk!!!
@LENNYSAKATAROCKSMYCSOCKS
"Jet temperature just fine."
#imhirokoandimnotablondbambi