January 2012
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10dollarsushi replied to your post: 10dollarsushi replied to… well if it took the end of the world to “light” that “fire” then.. you know what I’ll just leave it at that.. this is getting way too intellectual at 10:30 at night.. I say you get yourself some Reese’s and call it a year Always blame Ichiro. Always.
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10dollarsushi replied to your post: 10dollarsushi replied to… HA the smart one.. okay sure.. how about we take this from the Ichiro perspective: If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited for the end of the world, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying. good enough? But the end of the world could also arouse the fire that lies dormant in the inner reccesses of our souls. Fuck I...
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passionandbeauty replied to your post: Waiting for the World to End … omg is this you?? NOT what I pictured you in my head at all! Were you thinking … I’m on my way! Happy New Year!!
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10dollarsushi replied to your post: 10dollarsushi replied to your post: Waiting for… well I would have to say that if that’s the last thing you’re thinking when you die your life was quite boring.. so no, I guess it’s not the point of life haha I just wanted to say, before I forget this, that the sentence on top sounds like an Ichiro quote. I think that’s a compliment.  Well, morons...
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Champagne is just white wine with bubbles
Bubbles that come with hangovers. 
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10dollarsushi replied to your post: Waiting for the World to End … hold on… I thought the end of the world wasn’t supposed to happen until december? well this ruins my plans for tomorrow Never too early to be skeptical. That way, when it happens, I’ll die thinking I’m the biggest moron on Earth for doubting the predictive powers of the Popol Vuh.  Wait, dying without thinking...
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Waiting for the World to End ...
with-glowing-hearts: nosebleedhooligans: I’m somewhat skeptical.  I’m laughing way too hard right now.  I demand an updated picture when I message you on December 22. Yeah, if I’m still alive. Not sure if I can take a photo of me looking skeptical while running away from a fire-breathing MesoAmerican god.
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Waiting for the World to End ...
I’m somewhat skeptical. 
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The end of the world as predicted by the Maya is...
Colored people time.  We’re alive … For now.  Happy New Year East Coast!
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mercs808: igohardinthe4thquarter: I meant to ask… who is wclakers? Worldchampionslakers.tumblr.com He likes anal sex though. Don’t shake his hand.
Jan 1st
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BYNUM
iammarsz: Do this again 61 more times and you can stay.
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Sometimes, Sodomites can be right -- Bynum debuts...
Fair’s fair, no buggeries here.  Andrew Bynum scored 29 points, grabbed 13 rebounds, and wiped WCLakers’ anal sweat off the court using Nene’s mop hair. 
Jan 1st
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Timofey Mozgov is still looking to give back his...
Gasol was like, fuucck that.  And Bynum’s like, I ain’t getting in the way of your nut sac. 
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WCLakers = Sesso anale
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nosebleeds got me in tears
WCLakers will probably troll us and say, “I fucking told’a you’so’a, how’s that pizza that I’a just’a baked’a in’ma’ asspepperonni.” Doesn’t change things.  He’s a butt fucker. 
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*wonders if wclakers is praising bynum right now*
mettaworldpeacee: not that it matters, he ain’t even watching this game He’s probably busy prowling for anal sex right now. 
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Knock, Knock, let them in. Hall Worthy candidates...
Getting passed over is a fact of life, as grisly as it seems, as dark as it sounds, it’s the truth. You can measure up to all the standards, but in the final analysis, human flaws — emotion, attachment, bias — influence your legacy more than you ever had.  Getting elected into the hall of fame isn’t just about being remembered forever. It’s an affirmation of...
Jan 1st
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EXAMPLE OF A SIMPLYBASKETBALL ANSWER:
mettaworldpeacee: ____ Asked : who will win the NBA finals? Answer: well the heat could win but the mavs could win too. they are both good teams. 
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Padres acquire OF Carlos Quentin on New Year's Eve
Next year couldn’t have come soon enough for the San Diego Padres, maligned as a Triple A franchise playing in the big leagues.  But it looks as if GM Josh Byrnes is going to try and field a competitive team, believing quite correctly that the National League West is an open race. He looked to a familiar trade partner, Chicago White Sox GM Kenny Williams, to complete a deal that satisfies...
Jan 1st
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The Devil's Rejects: Why these five won't make it...
Every year, a deserving Hall of Fame gets passed over. Every year, an undeserving one gets left off the ballot for good.  The following should be rejected for induction, for various reasons, not all bad.  1) Juan Gonzalez    There’s a growing movement to get Juan-Gone into the Hall, and gently speaking, he does have a case.     Gonzalez ended his career with 1,936 hits, 434 home runs,...
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Before the Year Turns: NBA Power Rankings
I’ve been excited to do Week 1 since committing to this Power Rankings shit for the first time, if only to compare how ridiculous this all looks in May.  While teams like the Miami Heat and the Chicago Bulls are off to expected starts, the Los Angeles Lakers, the Dallas Mavericks, the New York Knicks and the Boston Celtics all look like also-rans.  It’s the first week. Relax....
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Photo: http://t.co/PbhxQQne
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fuckyeahbrewers replied to your photo: Greg Monroe’s doing some damage in there.  Time… I had to look up Stiemsma because the name sounded very familiar, but couldn’t place it. That is the nutso that went to Wisconsin and almost flunked out because of mental issues. Forgot about him, surprised he has made it this far, good for him. Don’t crap on my pancakes man. I’m warning...
Dec 31st
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Got to love how the Steroid Torch was passed down...
I’m still not sure how Overeem keeps winning.  I remember him being a middleweight in Pride FC, and then he came up to light heavyweight. Look at him now! I mean, just look at him! He’s like, a real fucking heavyweight.  God damn.  PUNK’D BROCK too. WWE is coming in calling tomorrow.  “How’s your liver buddy,” I could almost hear Triple H asking.
Dec 31st
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That was a hell of a liver kick by Overeem
fuckyeahbrewers: Brock will be feeling that tomorrow. He might have to have some more internal organs removed. Aw zing!
Dec 31st
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shutupmexican asked: haha i have 3 el gran silencio albums on my itunes, still rock that shit sometimes, control was too violent for my taste and molotov was the shit!
Dec 31st
Control Machete is the shit too
Makes those wannabe-vatos Molotov look gabacho.  But I still saw Molotov live. 
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Too soon?
Maybe he’s just cashing in a massage gift card he got for Christmas. 
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shutupmexico replied to your photo: Thinking really hard about jumping the Ricky Rubio… rooting hard for this kids, the wolves have a really good chance of being really good, hopefully its after this season since the hornets own their first round pick, suck this season win the next one! Yeah, suddenly the Hornets and the Wolves don’t look too lottery bound after all.  Drat.  But no...
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Princeton beat Florida State!
After losing to Siena. Who the fuck is Siena?
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peskystars: The Celtics are 0-3 too. Is this because they’ve been without Paul Pierce….or have they just been playing terribly as a whole like the mavs? I think KG and Jermaine O’Neal are dead on the court. Well, O’Neal just got electroshock on his heart. Seems to have revived him some. 
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Jermaine O'Neal scored six points!
Boston’s unstoppable. 
Dec 31st
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We'll beat the Pistons.
Right?
Dec 31st
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How is KISS and Rush not in the Rock and Roll Hall...
Dec 31st
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