February 2012
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HA! How now Lackey? →
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
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The Secret's Almost Out -- And the Washington...
By today, even by the time this queu gets posted, Washington Nationals third baseman Ryan Zimmerman would have signed an extension that will keep him in the Capitol through his peak years.  Or not.  But Zimmerman had already set a deadline for today, although both sides appear to be very close.  It goes without saying that Zimmerman is a better option to plunk a multi-million year contract...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Good Morning HAMEEDICAAAA
Watch Haddaddi learning the rebound.  Sponsored by Ayatollah Diet Cola.  Ooohh Yeaaahh. 
Feb 25th
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Pretty easy to win the Gold when there's only...
And one of those teams is suffering from hunger, malaise, and the death of its God and Dear Leader, Mr. Ronry himself, Kim Jong Suck a DICK.  Hamedica, fuck yeah!
Feb 25th
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Here's the Hamedsome Fellow
Iran’s own Hamed Haddaddi. Iron Sheik’s a proud papa.  Hamed’s seen here humbling Shane Battier. Wrong dude to humble, man. But it’s OK, last year Hamed was still trying to figure out differentiating his teammates. Iran’s Regulation Basketball Rules Prescribed by the Ayatollah and his deputies says it’s Beards vs. Skins. 
Feb 25th
: blacktimtebow: we need a middle eastern... →
blacktimtebow: we need a middle eastern basketball player to come up, i’ve been playing with all these people and the white people are steve nash or dirk nowitzki, and the mixed guys are blake griffin, and the bony niggas are kevin durant, and the fat kids are andray blatche, and now all… What about Hamid Haddaddi of the Memphis Grizzlies (dunno if I spelled his name right, but I done...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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tumblr wont be the same without rob
alreadyh0me: nosebleedhooligans: Word.  Right to Censor’s crumbling.  Shaun, now Rob.  Wait huh Dunno bra, just read this on my dash.  *sings “Baby Come Back”
Feb 25th
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tumblr wont be the same without rob
Word.  Right to Censor’s crumbling.  Shaun, now Rob. 
Feb 25th
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Let's make love and listen to Death From Above
Feb 25th
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2brilliant2function asked: I didn't know how to feel about Bobby V in Bean Town at first, but I actually think he might be the right guy for the job...
Feb 25th
2brilliant2function asked: I think that THIS is the year for #28 brother! I REALLY do! AJ's gone, e have the deepest starting rotation we've had in several years, the best bullpen and baseball, and everything appears to be lining up just fine for us. Yous Sox will be good too, man. No way they do hat they did LAST year, THIS year.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Shit turd
Feb 25th
2brilliant2function asked: Not too bad. Tonight is the 1st night I have been on in 3 nights. Been orking my ass off, and just haven't felt like doing anything but drinking beer and goin to sleep. Ready for baseball, man?
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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2brilliant2function asked: What's up dude? It's been awhile....
Feb 25th
Yeah I think I'll wear my paisley robe this...
Feb 25th
daequancookiscooking: I feel bad cause clearly that was daequan on anon DAEQUAN BABY YOU’RE SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT OKAY I STILL LOVE YOU TOO These are the kind of people I follow. 
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Watchoo got in Costa Rica, fucking Ayahuasca?!
Fucking Indians.  But it could happen.  Shudder.  #fuckyougladddyyyy
Feb 25th
shutupmexican replied to your post: I’m worried about Indians and bears indians are winning the pennant this year LETS GO TRIBE You’re on drugs. But it could happen. 
Feb 25th
I'm worried about Indians and bears
*Shudders #fookyuuualllowws (trans: /not tranny yuu dirly motherfucker!!!/ “arrows”).
Feb 25th
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dabid replied to your post: Have a quandary? Ask Dr. Nosebleeds. I can’t think of anything good to ask. Which sounds like the kind of questions Simpleton Basketball gets. Lol Raammmeeee #fokyuuuuDABIIDDDD!!!
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: How do you catch a crocodile?
Feb 25th
fadeastride asked: Wait, Jin? Like Daniel Dae Kim? He should probably be on my list too, I forgot about him...
Feb 25th
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Mukai, the fuck! That's not even a real Japanese...
#FOKYUHORRYWOODD!!
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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i.e. "I bathed you motherfucker, and now you're...
#imhirokoandimawoman #fokuwharesnadjaccckkk!!! @LENNYSAKATAROCKSMYCSOCKS
Feb 25th
"Jet temperature just fine."
#imhirokoandimnotablondbambi
Feb 25th
fadeastride: I just got called out on twitter for “talking shit on other races” for saying “Sometimes @CareyGalle makes fun of me because of Koreans. Fucking Koreans. <3” Yeah, he missed my point. My point was that Carey makes fun of me because I like (and/or am attracted to) so many people who happen to be Korean/Korean-American. See: Hank Conger, Joe Kwon, David So, Margaret Cho, Jenna...
Feb 25th
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lizzyboots: creme fraiche Cafeteria fraicheeeeeeee
Feb 25th
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Have a quandary? Ask Dr. Nosebleeds.
Feb 25th
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Losing weight's easy, Sleezy
For breakfast, drink one glass of freshly squeezed OJ, drink black coffee (lite cream’s fine, and so’s half-and-half but the sugar out) … And then here’s where the work comes in.  Grab a full loaf of bread.  Sit on it.  You now have what appears to be one slice of bread. Fucking put that shit in your mouth.  Drink a glass of water after.  Done for the day. 
Feb 25th
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El Santo is ... Albert Pujols, no mejor El Hombre...
El Santo es LA MAQUINA.  That’s Pujols, the Mexican legend.  Dominican my ass.  Now I know why Arte went all the way.  Viva Mexico Cabrones. 
Feb 25th
Cinnabuns ... cup yo; bawlls
Feb 25th
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Oakland Ass
He’s realllyy baaackkkkkkk! Take a number Brauny.
Feb 25th
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Tomorrow is holla' (speak, in Anglo parlance) in...
Good luck talking to me in English.  Comprendes, Mendes?
Feb 25th
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"And you do the hokey pokey ......
I’m telling you man … Mr. Baseball is prophetic … sans minor details.  The ‘stache for one. 
Feb 25th
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"Got any naked pictures of your wife?"
Wanna see one?
Feb 25th
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"I'm not a Mascot, I'm a Ballplayer" -- Jack...
This is Donnie Baseball before the ‘stache made a “mister” out of him. 
Feb 25th
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Wagyu
The cow that was loved long time.  It returns the favor.  Once you put Wagyu in your mouth, you will love it long time.  #massagedbeef
Feb 25th
Ready for some party action?!
#cartoysarefun #nonotreallyitkilledryandunn
Feb 25th
Many torrents. Difficulrties surround her.
Feb 25th
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Shuto?! More like Shito!
Cause for hope with Boston’s rotation? The National Treasure is throwing 70 mph on his four seam, reports say.  Whooaaa!! Shuuttoooo Fookk yuuuu WHHHAARREEE
Feb 25th
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Jack Eerriot is Don Mattingly
Team Ha-mohny.
Feb 25th
It's been, quite unintentionally ... a Japanese...
#FOKUDORFINS!!! @YOJItheInterpreterisaBADASS!!!! i LOVE Japan, and Japanese cultures.  But I don’t hate dorphinnss!!!! Just … don’t give two shits about no dumb ass whales.  FOKKK YUUUUuuuu WHHHARRREEEELLEERREEE
Feb 25th
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Read: "sAY Gleen Tea"
Green tea.  Problem solved. 
Feb 25th