The Mets are hanging one on the Dbacks. Full-on teabagging the shit out Bronson Arroyo, last year’s American Colon and this year’s Joe Blanton. Arroyo struck one out and allowed eight runs, all earned, on eight hits.
Top of fourth, 8-0. Randall Delgado’s in for the Arizona Poops. Jenrry* Mejia’s outclassing the Dbags.
*Commit to memory, it’s spelled with two Rs.